and she asked where we're going.. lol.
yea so where u all (including oink) wanna go?
-Goo Angez @ [[12:44 PM]]
NB: Oink's birthday is coming in about a month's time. Please be kind enough to give her lots and lots of wonderful presents. Her wish list will be out soon. Please use it wisely.
As for where she is going during her birthday, it's still not yet confirm. The people here are still underage except for a few. So please co-operate with her. Thank you so much for your attention.
-FIONA. @ [[9:03 PM]]
HEY ALL YOU BUGGERS.
NEVER BLOG. TSSK.
GO OUT LEIS.
MY EXAMS ARE OVER LIGHTYEARS AGO.
-nIx @ [[8:32 AM]]
XD XD XD
smiles!!
kuai dian!! SMILE!!
*snaps*
(^(OO)^)v
i'm so bored.
-Goo Angez @ [[11:40 AM]]
today ima so dead tired. reason.. no idea why =o. TCS came to NTUC warehse to film. for wad i haf no idea totally. they were just filming down wadever we r doing. going to do it for abt 3 days. today, tmr, sun n mon i think. mon they r filming at de carpark area so it aint my business anymore =p i aint going into de hot sun. rather enjoy de cool air~ at a nice temperature of 10 degree plus minus =D. i learnt how to drive de forklift! w/o a license =x *hopes no one will catch* hehe.. a colleague taught me how to use it when we were placing the new stocks of wines in the warehse. fun n enjoyable. going to get a license for forklift when ima officially 18! hopefully ima still working there. ppl ask me.. "why dun u apply for de supervisior post" ima like.. lol no idea why?~
THEY WANT ME TO BE A SUPERVISIOR! i haf tt standard! yea! do i? =x
learnt how to receive stocks n enter into de "rf" (some machine used for updating into de system, it costs more than 1k for one.. so omg..) n how to put into de different locations of de warehse. learnt more stuff today n one of those assistant mangagers told my colleague tt i was very good. wanted to learn EVERYTHING. yea i wan of cos. i want to learn new things n haf more knowledge =^-^=
hurs nt going to update everything i did today.. heard from lut hu went for de ice skate. hope ya all had fun! cant join u guys for ice skating till i get confirmed first. currently still on probation! 3 mnths!! =( so i better do my best n do wadever i wana.
oh n one interesting thing happened today x-x.. my colleague asked me whether do i like chocolates. i was like.. "yea!.." den he told me to find him before i leave work which i did n he gave me chocolate! it was yummy! (ps. it wasnt from de warehse.. he actually BOUGHT it..) n i was kinda surprised when he actually gave it to me.. cos he actually loves to disturb me n irritate me lol. anyways, just surprised n stuff n ima going to bathe n eat my dinner! byebye~ n sleep not long after that.. TIRED!! T-T tk care oh great "LOL gang" miss ya guys/gurls =p
-cloudie @ [[8:13 PM]]
:D la la la la la la la la~
la la la la la la~~
-Goo Angez @ [[8:15 PM]]
hi! the great singapore sale is on. IT'S SO TEMPTING LAH.
but mr yeo is so busy and tired from ns that i can't go go with him. oh i hate ns.
i wanna go to perlini silver. i want to get a big chunky pendant.
i wanna go charles and keith. i want to get that $37 ribbon heels.
i wanna go marina square. i want to get that blazer.
i wanna go to bugis village. i want to get that big chunky belt or the princess one.
all this equals to: BROKE. shucks!
i scored 48/50 for my bio test.
i think i did quite well for my i/v phase test.
i'm having gerontology test this wenesday.
three more weeks and my exams are coming and to the next attachment.
one and a half month more and i'll be 18.
time just flies.
lin's jokes are nutty. TOTALLY SICK. but it's okay. i like them. in fact i have the sad life of a dick animation.
-FIONA. @ [[6:41 PM]]
LUTTT I WANNA SEE WADS IN D BOOK. :D
dun hide T_T
-Goo Angez @ [[3:20 PM]]
o well i tink i've turn to the wrong person =x.
friday. hahas. we shall see..
baahh. great singapore sale!! lets go shopping girls! =x
-lavender- @ [[3:10 PM]]
read some stupid jokes in forum.... *quoted from my blog =x
The sad life of a penis
" I only have one eye, my hair is a mess, my skin is wrinkly, my relatives are nuts, my neighbor's an a**hole and my best friend's apu**y."
A man went to the hospital for a checkup. The doctor said he has penis cancer. He went home, upset, shouted at his wife with anger,"SEE, I TOLD YOU TO STOP SMOKING!"
British aged 90 married a 16 years old. He had baby every year and bragged that his engine was turbo. When the fifth was born, the nurse said "Check engine oil, baby is black".
Teacher : Why you rub oil on your head whenever I am teaching?Student : Last night, I heard my mum told my dad, rub oil on the HEAD.If not, cannot go in.
An Arab interview at the US Checkpoint.
Officer: Your name please?
Arab Guy: Abdul Aziz
Officer: Sex?
Arab Guy: Six times a week.
Officer: I mean male or female?
Arab Guy: Doesn't matter, sometimes even camel.
Dracula asks God " May I reincarnate into a white angel with wings and still suck blood?"
God said"OK, I'll turn you into a KOTEX!"
Farmer ordered a MILKING MACHINE. Tried it on his penis and had a wonderful orgasm, but can't remove it. So, he reads the manual and faints. It says"AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2 LITRES".
Teacher : Why do cow look depressed when being milked?
Student : Madam, if someone rubs and squeeze your breasts for 2 hours but don't f**k you, how would you feel?
Woman asked god to make the penis pretty. He said no way. Now it's ugly and you suck it.If it is pretty, you would eat it.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from BOYFRIEND 5.0 to HUSBAND 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under BOYFRIEND 5.0. In addition, HUSBAND 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as ROMANCE 9.5 and PERSONAL ATTENTION 6.5. And then installed undesirable programs such as, PGA 9.0, NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0 and NBA 3.6. CONVERSATION 8.0 no longer runs, and HOUSECLEANING 2.6 simply crashes the system. I ve tried running NAGGING 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,Desperate
****************************************************
Dear Desperate:
First, keep in mind BOYFRIEND 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while HUSBAND 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME to download CONSCIENCE 6.2, which should automatically install GUILT 3.0. If that application works as designed, HUSBAND 1.0 should then automatically run the applications JEWELRY 2.0 and FLOWERS 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause HUSBAND 1.0 to default to GRUMPY SILENCE 2.5, HAPPY HOUR 7.0 or BEER 6.1. WARNING: BEER 6.1 is a very nasty program and will create SNORING LOUDLY 3.2. CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install MOTHER-IN-LAW 1.0 or reinstall another BOYFRIEND program. These are not supported. In summary, HUSBAND 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend GOURMET FOOD 3.0 and LINGERIE 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support Have A Great Day!!!
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "OH GOD YES FATHER, YES FATHER, OH GOD YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father, he had AIDS!" Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
-lavender- @ [[3:00 PM]]
HOO~ RIGHT PERSON!
WHEE!
LETS GO OUT ON FRIDAY!
OKAYYYY!?
I MISS LIN
AND NIX
AND OINK
AND YING.
:( ytd only got to see lut n val.
tee hee hee hee hee.
lin please reply.
let's keep this blog active! :D
-Goo Angez @ [[2:58 PM]]
this blog is soo quiet.. its giving me creeps... O.O.
MAKE SOME NOISE PPL.
*turns to ange* (".)
-lavender- @ [[2:54 PM]]